It’s Not Fair (they whined)!

[Bouncy theme music plays.]

Fay: Hello, and welcome to the Writing Alchemy Podcast! I’m Fay Onyx.

Chloe: [Squeals with joy.] I’m Chloe Williams!

Fay: [Whispers] Jasmine!

Jasmine: Uh… Oh, yeah! I’m Jasmine Diaz.

[The group laughs together.]

Chloe: Well, I’m especially excited to be here today because—

[Loud clunk.]

Chloe: Whoops! Good thing my, uh, water bottle was closed. So, back to what I was saying [mock anger] before my water bottle so rudely interrupted me!

[Fay and Jasmine both laugh.]

Chloe: Today is an extra special episode. [Fay: Mhm!] Today is the one hundredth episode of Writing Alchemy! Wohoo! Those of you who follow us on Twitter got to vote about this. And the result of the voting i-i-i-is that we are going to celebrate by playing our favorite bloopers.

We are going to start with my personal favorite. So, this one was where we were investigating the strange magical transformations that were happening in the sea. Diamond had just cast a water-breathing spell on all of us and we were diving down to investigate a mysterious cave near the kelp forest.

[Underwater sounds.]

Jasmine (as Diamond): It may feel like we’re shrinking, but that is because everything has been magically enlarged.

Fay (as The Mysterious Echo): Feel like we’re shrinking… Shrinking… Shrinking…

Chloe (as Celia): I think the voice is coming from behind one of those giant amionies—

[Laughter]

Chloe: Let me try that again. Amem— anem— anemomies— anemo— an— Oh, no!

[More laughter]

Fay: Anemones?

Chloe: [Laughing] Anemomomies!

[More laughter.]

[End of underwater sounds.]

Chloe: In my defense, anemone is officially a hard word to pronounce. It’s— I looked it up and it’s on the list of hard words.